People who work in restaurants always swear blind they once worked with someone that used to put his dick into the raw chickens and fuck them till he came just before they went in the oven. Do you think theres any basis in truth of these accounts - are restaurant chefs notorious for fucking chickens just so they can have the fun of watching the fat faced customers say "ooh its lovely and I think I taste greek cheese in there too"

Whoever you are please look into psychotherapy. This came from your imagination. Id be worried;)

No I have worked in several hotel restaurants and the chefs always tell ya they worked wwith people who fucked the chickens before they were cooked
because they hated the people who were customers

personally i prefer to go fuck a duck :tongue:

well fuck a duck

Wouldn't that be awfully cold?:confused:

I once heard how someone was able to not only impregnate a fully grown squirrel, but was also able to get the squirrel to comply. I was wondering why it is wrong to have sex with animals? Are we not animals?

Im not going to humour you by answering your "question" John...but i will say...

Sex with FISH?:rolleyes: