So i was adviced, or doing this under duress, take your pick. To do this

So here it goes.

Some basic stats.

Im a 33 year old fart.

My hobbies include, boobies, tittiebars, and beer.

I reside in denmark right now, but have lived in a few places around the world.

My main thing for time and moneywasting is not as some might claim lapdances, but Paintball.

Which brings me around most of the western part of europe every year these days.

Hmmm im sure i should add more, but since im so new here ill try to keep it short and not get on the list of those axemurderers i know roam these forums !!!

;)

Inquis

What exactly does Boobies, Tittlebars and beer involve. Cos it sounds to me like you want to be staring at boobies something to tittlebars and drinking beer but then again you could shower in beer so i dont know. Pls explain your hobbies.

what's your favourite type of cake?

How much do you love me?

Do you believe masculinity is a phallogocentric construct of the dominant western male hegemony?

too many things to answer.

Im a simple guy.

i drink beer, as intended, no showers.

I love J and Nay ;)

And yes of course it is lithium. Most things male oriented is phallogenic in every sense possible in the western culture.

And last my favourite cake would be, erhh.. too many to list them all, i love all sorts of cake.

i still dont get the hobbies :(

WAIT you didnt mean you like EATING boobies did you?!!

nah.. i dont eat boobies..

just like i dont shower in beer.

i like to fondle them though.

oggle is high on the list as well.

sometimes i declare my love for them too.

What would you do if confronted by the Spanish Inquisition?

i would call upon the entifada(sp?)

im so lost right now though.

i am a bit tired since yesterday, so any witty comments or strange references will have to be another time.

normally though IF the spanish inquisition was after me i would let baldrick take the blame, and run for the hills.

How much do you love me?
He loves you, but blatently not as much as he loves me!

i would call upon the entifada(sp?)

im so lost right now though.

i am a bit tired since yesterday, so any witty comments or strange references will have to be another time.

normally though IF the spanish inquisition was after me i would let baldrick take the blame, and run for the hills.Intifada, and good call, though envoking jihad would be more appropriate I feel. Nothing like a good old holy war to get the Christians quaking....

Well a good ol war in the name of christ always was a good excuse for a big bash.

And to the middle thing with J and Nay, J knows id kill for her, Nay on the other hand id die for.

which is best ? i'll leave that one up to the higher beings around here.

or is it lower?

and im not really well versed in these minor battles of obscure knowledge(not in battles of regular either btw) .

I would bow out gracefully, but i am prone to tripping over anything in my way.

I can however offer useless points and shameless flattery for the ladies, as well as krass and troublesome advice for everyone else.

Well a good ol war in the name of christ always was a good excuse for a big bash.

And to the middle thing with J and Nay, J knows id kill for her, Nay on the other hand id die for.

which is best ? i'll leave that one up to the higher beings around here.

or is it lower?

and im not really well versed in these minor battles of obscure knowledge(not in battles of regular either btw) .

I would bow out gracefully, but i am prone to tripping over anything in my way.

I can however offer useless points and shameless flattery for the ladies, as well as krass and troublesome advice for everyone else.
Well I'm not expecting you to die for me...yet :)

have you ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie?

nah no feetpicking there, mainly because i never went there.

i did do it on the appalachian trails.