well its official. Im bored *strikes hand- and yes i striked my hand for saying it... Because only boring people get bored... etc etc etc CHEESE!!!

anyhoo moving on... Ahem. Okay we've moooooo -ved on enough time to leave the fa-aaaaaaaaa-rm behind and go fishing with the duckies while the fish sleep inside. Ahhhh nothing beats a good strong cup of darjeeling digerydoo in the afternoon while your teas out and about with the paper rounds..

I like pie.

BTW you can ask me stuffsssssssss with a capital F. except it doesnt actually have a capital F cos then the other word would make fun of it driving it to suicide at the tender age of 16 which is older than me but it doesnt matter because I have peanut butter in my toothpaste.

Er... are you feeling ok IlUvMuSIc?

yeah im nearly always like this... Unless im nearly always not ok... Maybe its the toothpaste. Which i was told

"if beef paste is made of beef does that mean toothpaste is made of teeth"

which is worrying but like what if you dropped a tooth (as you do) and someone found it and made it into toothpaste and then you used it on your other teeth... Or even freakier you dropped HALF a tooth and then used it to clean the other half...

Hmmmmm..... Something to think about on those cold sleepless winter nights unless youre in Australia when it'll be hot sleepless summers night.

Yaaay you has karma!

Lets join hands and celebrate the birth of this karma of delight and pancakes, non?

Uhm ok my question...Do you feel at one with the rest of the human race? Are other accepting of your character and do you feel you are a "people-person"?
Mkay lots of questions kind of glued together in the same kind of thought string:D i think youll get the drifts

Do you feel at one with the rest of the human race?
Okay, well i think alot of the human race sucks and the world would be a MUCH MUCH better place if we had never evolved... But i do tend to get along with alot of people. Although my answer to that would have to be no... When im out and about (which is rare) i always feel like such an outsider...


Are other accepting of your character
Well to tell the truth i rock. Im great and brilliant (not modest though :)) and I really like me... Of course i have my bad points... I mean no ones perfect (cept me) and if they were (like me) then they're only bad point would be they're perfect (like say... ME!) Alot of others think i rock too... Its cos im random and freak people out and they like me for it :) Oh yeah and i make people laugh... But im not very attractive (cept on the scale where im a 16) and so most people dont think much of me at first...

do you feel you are a "people-person"?
Depends, in the begining it can go one of two ways - good or bad. If i am in a confident silly mood then its good and they will like me and thus i have a new friend, if im quiet then they normally move on... Eh. S'life.


Well ive waffled enough... :D

Do you like High School Musical ? :)

Do you like sweetcorn?

Hmmm High School Musical 2 cracked me up at how crappy/silly it was. The little things... The Ironic things... High School Musical no.1 i hated because it made me feel like a loser, and ugly and like no one would ever love me... And i hate the char Gabriella - shes just so unrealistic. No one is that pretty, that nice, that clever, its such a fantasy. My faves Sharpay :D now thats a char that could happen.

i LOVE sweetcorn!! OMG i used to be able to open a can and eat it straight out but now when we have corn on the cob i need to scrape the kernals (?) off cos if my stupid braces...

Oh yeah and you know in HSM 2 Ryan said that if Troy and Gabriella sang together then it would become the Troy and Garbiella show and guess what happened? They sang it became their show... Oh how i could rant about that movie all day...

Do you like mongeese (is that the plural?)?

i LOVE sweetcorn!! OMG i used to be able to open a can and eat it straight out but now when we have corn on the cob i need to scrape the kernals (?) off cos if my stupid braces...
Ooh, a lady after my own heart! Actually, why do they say that? Is that even the phrase? I find English phrases difficult to remember sometimes, some are a bit nonsensical. But anyway my point is I could quite happily, and sometimes almost do, base my entire diet upon sweetcorn...Mmm, corn on the cob all melty and buttery...ahh

Ahem anyway, next question
Do you have any specific hopes about what youd like to do careerwise in the future?

did she sound bored to anyone else? she didn't sound bored to me.

Do you like mongeese (is that the plural?)?

I dont know... Hmmmmm... I would think so bt im not sure... Anyhoo i dont know if you know but my name on MSN is actually Mongoose Fred!! So yes i love them... They rock and have a great name. :)

Well it used to be Gary bt i couldnt stand walking into form in the morning and this guy i know shouting out "GARY!! hey guys look its GARY!!" so now he doesnt shout...

did she sound bored to anyone else? she didn't sound bored to me.

haha to stop myself being bored i created this topic... lol

Ooh, a lady after my own heart! Actually, why do they say that? Is that even the phrase? I find English phrases difficult to remember sometimes, some are a bit nonsensical. But anyway my point is I could quite happily, and sometimes almost do, base my entire diet upon sweetcorn...Mmm, corn on the cob all melty and buttery...ahh

Ahem anyway, next question
Do you have any specific hopes about what youd like to do careerwise in the future?

I thought the phrase was saying that i was trying to make you love me so i was pretending to like the things you like, so you like me... If that makes sense...

I want to be a counseller to women men and children/teens with eating disorders to try and help them get over it... Something along those lines... Basically something to do with eating disorders...
But for that ill have to stay on for sixth form ( i think ) to do pschology (sp?) and it really has nothing to do with the options i took...

This job idea was something i just figured out but the other week i had the idea to go to this cow sanctuary thing for work experience... They've yet to get back to me...

I thought the phrase was saying that i was trying to make you love me so i was pretending to like the things you like, so you like me... If that makes sense...

I want to be a counseller to women men and children/teens with eating disorders to try and help them get over it... Something along those lines... Basically something to do with eating disorders...
But for that ill have to stay on for sixth form ( i think ) to do pschology (sp?) and it really has nothing to do with the options i took...

This job idea was something i just figured out but the other week i had the idea to go to this cow sanctuary thing for work experience... They've yet to get back to me...Ooh, that makes loads more sense! Thank you! Not what i meant at all, but you know that...i just meant i munch sweetcorn lots

Oh wow, its cool you have such a clear picture at 14. Personally my visions still very hazy (literally and otherwise:P) And a cow sanctuary sounds like fun, i hope they get back to you! Work with other animals is so rewarding

haha to stop myself being bored i created this topic... lol
that's how you know you're not a boring person. you can take an entertaining side trip into insanity to liven things up.

the other week i had the idea to go to this cow sanctuary thing for work experience...

I met a guy who told me he worked at a chicken sanctuary. Must admit I was stumped for what to say after that.

i had a guy convinced i was a professional knife thrower once. it was awesome. then another guy came up that same night CONVINCED i was a porn star. there is one i kinda look like, like if she'd just had a baby and hadn't got the weight off yet. but it was a riot of a night.

I met a guy who told me he worked at a chicken sanctuary. Must admit I was stumped for what to say after that.Id say

"Good work, bruv!

Cluck"

Ooh, that makes loads more sense! Thank you! Not what i meant at all, but you know that...i just meant i munch sweetcorn lots

Oh wow, its cool you have such a clear picture at 14. Personally my visions still very hazy (literally and otherwise:P) And a cow sanctuary sounds like fun, i hope they get back to you! Work with other animals is so rewarding
i suck with animals... Its gonna take a bit for me to get used to them, since i havent had much experience... But im getting there with my mates dog :D

I just love cows and pigs and ducks and geese and chimps and llamas... Okay im kinda weird but i do love animals... I want a pet.

Trust me this 'clear' picture is a new thing... And it could get pretty hazy soon...

I met a guy who told me he worked at a chicken sanctuary. Must admit I was stumped for what to say after that.

OMDs!! that must've been so cool! I bet his children would be like so amazed!! And proud.

i had a guy convinced i was a professional knife thrower once. it was awesome. then another guy came up that same night CONVINCED i was a porn star. there is one i kinda look like, like if she'd just had a baby and hadn't got the weight off yet. but it was a riot of a night.

haha please tell me you went along with it, all of them :D

And a trip to insanity Well i have a digerydoo there... Called Marlow. Or Midge i cant remember... Hmmmmmm... I like to live in that Digerydoo :D

of course. what good is drinking if you can't be completely full of shit?

of course. what good is drinking if you can't be completely full of shit?

lol - i wouldve thought you'd want to be full of alcohol stuffs...

And yes one being full of shit i find is a rather good charatistic...

I want a pet.

Heh you just reminded me of when i was 14...and i came home one day to find my mum had bought me two tiny baby mice. They were absolutely adorable crazy things, and escaped so many times but always came back! They died when i joined college...so i guess they were about 2 or 3. Oh, i miss them now!:)

Have you ever seen a real live elephant?

I dont actually know if ive seen any elephants... Hmmmm.... Thats one to think about... I would like some mice, or rats, or a pet rock. I would call my pet rock ermmm what would i call it?

Not Marlow the digerydoo, or Jude the Emu, or Ariano the chimp... Marvin the freak, errr i dunno...

elephants are amazing. i danced with a couple. one kept petting my hair.

elephants are amazing. i danced with a couple. one kept petting my hair.danced? wow... bet you hav great hair :)

Do you think you would like to have/adopt children in the future, or is it too early to tell?

danced? wow... bet you hav great hair :)
i think she was just affectionate. they were at an animal park. they'd just ate and played and were feeling mellow. i was allowed to walk up to them as they were swaying back and forth. i started swaying with them, the way i do when i'm holding my baby to put her to sleep. i have really shiney hair. it was kinda wierd and smelled funny when she was done playing with it.

Hi!
Do you go to the same orthodontist as me (in chavsville?)?

lol i dunno what orthodontist do you go to? The one i go to is in the town centre by the underpass type thing... Imagine if we went to the same orthodontist!! thatd be cool... No thatd be AWESOME!! :)

We do go to the same orthodontist!!!!!

Oh My Gosh!! What are the chances?! :D

But i hate him :mad: hes horrid.

schedule your appointment for the same day and time, then y'all can totally bitch about him in his office.

schedule your appointment for the same day and time, then y'all can totally bitch about him in his office.

Been there, Done that, Got the T Shirt!! :D Im even wearing it right now *beams brightly like a fish which got double helpings of radioactive gloop and instead of eating it smeared it all over itself to look like a tan like the ALL celeb fishies have, but not radioactive sludge cos thats like SO last mating season*

i hate to say this, and don't take it the wrong way, but you sound american.

It's quite hard to talk about orthodontistry and not sound American!
He NEVER tells you what he's doing to your teeth, it's like, I'll just stretch this bit of elastic across the roof of your mouth, but I won't tell you what it's for... So irritating!

i hate to say this, and don't take it the wrong way, but you sound american.

i never was the bright one in the family :( hey wait a min! (btw i am the bestiest in the family :D) arent you american?? Or am i just a bit... yh.
He NEVER tells you what he's doing to your teeth, it's like, I'll just stretch this bit of elastic across the roof of your mouth, but I won't tell you what it's for... So irritating!

i know he started to sand something down once in my mouth and didnt even tell me!! It hurt :(

Got the orthodontist next week, and I think I broke my barce on a lolly today, fun, fun,fun.

Got the orthodontist next week, and I think I broke my barce on a lolly today, fun, fun,fun.

awww unlucky, apparently im not allowed to eat toast. Lest it is cut into bitzy peices and then soggy... Braces suck.

any more questions??

Do you celebrate christmas?

how do you feel about drilling for oil in protected alaskan regions?

Do you celebrate christmas?

Nope. Its a christian thing and im not christian so why should i? Drives me bonkers all this fuss.

how do you feel about drilling for oil in protected alaskan regions?
I think its wrong and why cant people leave oil alone. And if its protected then why can they still do it? And it reminds me of the Simpsons Movie which so cracked me up...

Spider pig
spider pig
does whatever a spider pig does
can he swing from a web
no he cant
cos hes a pig...

i like buying people things, wrapping them, giving them and drinking loads of spiked eggnog. oh, and it's an excuse to listen to A Twisted Christmas. good times.

i like buying people things, wrapping them, giving them and drinking loads of spiked eggnog. oh, and it's an excuse to listen to A Twisted Christmas. good times.

haha well ive never heard A Twisted Christmas or drunk spiked/unspiked eggnog, so all i do is give people stuff which is far too much effort for all of them lot, so id rather do secret santa and give out three presents instead. But meh, i dont care enough.

And i hate how everyone makes such a big deal about it - its about JESUS!! NOT SANTA!!! Its supposed to be about Jesus.

I tell ya there are days when all this Christianity drives me bonkers. Cant wait till im out of school and theres no more "Religon and Ethnics" AKA Christian teachings and Bible stuff to shove down our throats. We do too much of it. I hate it. I think theyre trying to convert us.

I could rant all day about that.

sounds awful. christmas was always about santa at my house. until my mom married my stepdad. he went to a really nice, tiny little church. the bishop and the reverends were all PhD's in various studies, so the post church sunday school was AWESOME discussions about just about everything. i'm not very good at the whole christianity thing, though. but having been to a really nice church like that, and one a few years ago, i can honestly say i have been spared hating christianity and christians.

I'm a christian, have been for a long time, yet I've been doubting a lot lately, generally DUE to philosophy and ethics (religous studies at A level). I don't know what to believe any more.

Anyhoo, did you have fireworks for diwali?

Nope. Its a christian thing and im not christian so why should i? Drives me bonkers all this fuss. Well, plenty of non-christians celebrate christmas as a purely cultural thing, I get drawn into family celebrations and events with work and friends, and I'm certainly not a christian. It's hard to avoid it if you live in this country. So I suppose I was asking, what do you do at christmas time? Do you try and avoid all that stuff?

This is the first year actually in which i dont want to celebrate it, we used to have a christmas tree but then we used to celebrate Diwali too... I got my parents theme tunes :D which i sang to them, being cheap is not easy! Im running out of ideas now... For fathers day i got my dad a collage of all things he wasnt getting! hehe he tryed to get rid of it bt i still have it - he gave me a booklet to give me ideas and it did give me an idea! lol