girls put down somthing that will really get guys hard!

mummification ... that would make a guy hard permanently wouldn't it


oh, oh, ... viagra ... that would work too

Mummifications a good one
I was also thinking perhaps very large quantities of super glue painted right onto the body...Although perhaps this would be a little impractical and would take too much time to set up
Uhm...steel plating...theres an option...

I was also thinking perhaps very large quantities of super glue painted right onto the body...Although perhaps this would be a little impractical and would take too much time to set up It's funny, because there is probably somebody somewhere in the world that fantisises about this very thing.

Uhm...steel plating...theres an option...taking this idea one step further, how about a permanent surgically implanted metal rod :lol:

taking this idea one step further, how about a permanent surgically implanted metal rod :lol:
Paul Castellano had one. ( Gambino Family, NYC )

Paul Castellano had one. ( Gambino Family, NYC )i'm assuming though that it didn't cause him to be erect all the time. i was thinking of a more 'permanent' situation. hehe

A background in the military, a shaved head, tattoos and a liking for football?

dosnt any1 take this serious?

dosnt any1 take this serious?do any of us ever take anything seriously?

:tongue: :D

You come onto a forum and with very little introduction make posts asking women what underwear they're wearing, whether anyone wants phone sex and asking for erotic text...and you expect us to take you seriously?

I think the real question is do you take us seriously. Either that, or is FYAD leaking again.

I think the real question is do you take us seriously. Either that, or is FYAD leaking again.FYAD? *bewildered look*


on that note ... some guys seem to see us girls post in here once or twice then think it's ok to add us to MSN asking for cyber sex as well. :tongue:
stupid horny men. tis what the block button was created for. ;)

FYAD is a subforum in the Something Awful forums. It's kind of a long sotry and I'm kind of drunk :tongue:

FYAD? *bewildered look*


on that note ... some guys seem to see us girls post in here once or twice then think it's ok to add us to MSN asking for cyber sex as well. :tongue:
stupid horny men. tis what the block button was created for. ;)No kidding!

on that note ... some guys seem to see us girls post in here once or twice then think it's ok to add us to MSN asking for cyber sex as well. :tongue:
stupid horny men. tis what the block button was created for. ;)
I wonder if that's a bannable offence. Probably should be.

If there are complaints from people about sexual harrassment through PM etc, as sometimes there are, then we tend to take them very seriously and ban if necessary. In the case of people grooming underage posters, then it's been policy to comply fully with police in rooting out the pedophile crabs.


With that aside, Poo_13, this is a forum for filthiness. If ever there's a place to talk dirty it's here. That said, I think anyone expecting us to take these things seriously really doesn't know us very well :tongue:

With that aside, Poo_13, this is a forum for filthiness. If ever there's a place to talk dirty it's here. That said, I think anyone expecting us to take these things seriously really doesn't know us very well :tongue:Read Phoenix Indigo's post again.
some guys seem to see us girls post in here once or twice then think it's ok to add us to MSN asking for cyber sex as well.I wasn't referring to the thread (although anyone joining a forum to post threads asking about underwear and demanding erotic text doesn't strike me as a real winner either). I was referring to the guys who join forums and harass people like this. It's basically the same as the ones who join the forums to post "LOL U STUPD HIPPIES GET A JOB ROFL" in my book.

Actually, disregard that. I've been jittery as fuck today for some reason, don't know why. I'll come back to this later when I'm calm.

Read Phoenix Indigo's post again.
I wasn't referring to the thread (although anyone joining a forum to post threads asking about underwear and demanding erotic text doesn't strike me as a real winner either). I was referring to the guys who join forums and harass people like this. It's basically the same as the ones who join the forums to post "LOL U STUPD HIPPIES GET A JOB ROFL" in my book.
I should have been more clear. The first half of my post was in reference to Phoenix Indigo's post and your question as to whether it should be a banable offence - I answered in the affirmative. The second half of my post was referencing your first reply to the original poster....

ok, since i was the one that posted the comment that has caused this 'trouble' ...

i understand what power_13 is saying, and honestly if it was someone who had pm'd me or was harassing, then i'd definitely have told peace_phoenix (and now lithium) and i'm sure something would have been done about it. however, it was just some twat who got my MSN id from on here, and obviously doesn't realize that 75% of the posts i do in the Filthiness thread are taking the piss a bit out of those that come on just asking for a casual hookup or whatever.

this is why MSN created the block feature.

if it was the same person, and they not only were contacting via MSN, but Yahoo, and also sending PM's through this site, and generally being a nuisance I'm sure it would be much more of a rule offense. but honestly, people that come on and post looking for say someone to meet them in London for a weekend they are in town, I find it fun to mock them. it's like the one time you can have a guilt free prod at someone.
especially when they are people that NEVER post in the forum except to ask for someone to help them get their rocks off.

besides, the person that contacted me i don't know what their ID was, and after I totally took the piss out of him on MSN and explained to him what a wanker he was being, when in fact he might be a nice guy, he has since never been such a moron again and tried to be lude towards me.

there have been others that have contacted that i've blocked, but well it's not like they are trying to send dirty pics of themselves or something. :eek: (this is not a request btw :lol: )

BOOBS!

did that work?

oh for fucks sake cant all you guys shut up till some hot filthy minded tart can get a word in and lay down some redhot slutporn for us to read

come on women show us all what hot slutty filth you can get our rocks off with , fcuk u is dribbling all over the keyboard in anticipation (so am i for that matter)

You are about to meet some cockney speaking girl. In your head, you cannot get jeff Lynnes Video song out of your razoodox. You feel sweaty, annoyed and ready as a lion. Then she looks at you, then knocks you over with, "The Loife of the woife, is ended by the knoife".

I think all cyber sex is really like - the one says I am so hot for it I will rip your zip open with my teeth and shove your schlong down my throat til its pokin out my anus then the guy says yeah you hot bitch rub it on your tits, then the bloke jacks off while the woman goes makes some tea then her friend takes over, tells him she loves being jabbed up her beaver with his 10 foot prod then they screenshot the text after he writes oh yeah that was great I shot 50ft and its flooded through the floorboards and now I have drowned my granny in cum and the girls who are laughing their heads off send the screenshot to their friends and earn 50000 coolio points

Getting laid by Olivia Flaversham every night of the week.

Getting laid by Olivia Flaversham every night of the week.

Are you? whats she like in bed ?

Getting laid by Olivia Flaversham every night of the week.

Are you? whats she like in bed ?
She is absolutely electric. Completely flawless, absolutely flawless.