When you have a wank how far can you chuck your muck ?

how high or how far does your electric spaghetti fling itself in the air?

It depends. Once I managed to get it all the way to my chest, just above my left nipple :D

It was partly with someone else's hand, though my hand was doing most of the work. Does it still count?

Haha, my ex boyfriend managed to get it in his mouth when we were fooling around once. What a laugh!

once dave got it in HIS eye...AHAHAHAHA. it got all red and swelled up. i giggled every time i saw it. vengeance is sweet.

I feel very inadequate right now

i'm getting a visual.

i'm getting a visual.

So was I - 3 infact.
I might not be able to get sleep tonight.

do tell. my hormones are percolating and i'm being very silly and don't care.

:eek:

do tell. my hormones are percolating and i'm being very silly and don't care.

I did not say these were good visuals -
1 is Power 13 wanking all over his chest and the other is the thought of possibly a hairy arsed slightly ''well built'' chap wanking into his eye - with you - with [more than likely] no clothes on.

How am I to sleep with thoughts like that in my head ?.

ahahahaha. i don't look THAT BAD. but that's kinda what i was expecting to hear, knowing the posts that went before.

i don't look THAT BAD..

Well ok should I really focus on you pleasuring yourself or looking on as I do mmmmmm this may become awkward.

Oh my.

Oh my.
I'd not stay in this thread too long - I have a very active imagination.
:leaving:

No it's okay. Keep going.

No it's okay. Keep going.

hahahahahaa mmmmmm well my dream is 2 ladies at once but my actions speak louder than words - does this get me off the hook ?.

ahhh. you've never done that before?

Well ok should I really focus on you pleasuring yourself or looking on as I do mmmmmm this may become awkward.
well now, that's nice.

ahhh. you've never done that before?

No - Catch 22 - I could never do it with my g/f and another
I could never do it with two random people.
I'd like to brake both those barriers one day.

well now, that's nice.

:)

Ronnie is going to think i'm the vice squad now.

the trick is to be together for a long time and really comfortable with each other and where you stand in terms of the relationship. and it's best when there's a non threatening friend, one who's not an emotional black whole, you know? those are the ones who think just because you've had sex, you're in love and owe her a plce to live or whatever. we started out with other couples. those are the easiest situations. but it's not for everyone. a fantasy is a perfectly good substitute for reality.

the trick is to be together for a long time and really comfortable with each other and where you stand in terms of the relationship. and it's best when there's a non threatening friend, one who's not an emotional black whole, you know? those are the ones who think just because you've had sex, you're in love and owe her a plce to live or whatever. we started out with other couples.
In all seriousness:

Yeah I know - it is not like I have not thought about it and the circumstances that would make it a easier proposition.
I just think for me the cons outweigh the pros.
I'd feel like a cheap ho if I hooked up with two people I did not know that well. The other darker side of me would love to hook up with a couple of 'free spirited' lets say - women. Who were up for anything and everything.

those are the easiest situations. but it's not for everyone. a fantasy is a perfectly good substitute for reality.

Maybe - We all have thoughts that maybe are best left up in our heads.

yep. if it doesn't feel right, don't do it. cardinal rule.

yep. if it doesn't feel right, don't do it. cardinal rule.

Yeah - never say never though.
If you two are ever in the UK at the same time :H

I think we just about managed to raise the tone of this thread :)

i didn't think it was possible.

but i'm a great one for easing someone into at least one experience.

i didn't think it was possible.

Well I think the 3 of us are capable of almost anything if we try hard enough :)

but i'm a great one for easing someone into at least one experience.
I'll give you one thing - i'll be sleeping a lot easier and with more pleasure tonight - cheers.

*bows* i live to serve.

Baha. 3somes = a good thing! :D

:) I have to say, it works for me:)